81st annual Academy Awards winners already announced!

By Brendon Lindsey
Tags: Academy Awards, LUElinks, Oscars, Rambo, the future, Wall-E

Talking with a friend of mine, we learned that the winner(s) for the 2009 Oscar’s have already been determined. It’s fairly obvious looking at the list, and I feel stupid for not having figured it out several months before.  The final winners for all of the categories for the 81st annual Academy Awards are:

Best Picture: Rambo
Best Director: Rambo
Best Original Screenplay: Rambo
Best Adapted Screenplay: Rambo
Best Actor: Rambo
Best Actress: Rambo
Best Supporting Actor: Rambo
Best Supporting Actress: Rambo
Best Art Direction: Rambo
Best Cinematography: Rambo
Best Film Editing: Rambo
Best Original Song: Rambo
Best Original Score: Rambo
Best Sound Mixing: Rambo
Best Sound Editing: Rambo
Best Visual Effects: Rambo
Best Costume Design: Rambo
Best Makeup: Rambo
Best Animated Feature: Wall-E
Best Animated Short Film: Metal Gear Awesome 2
Best Documentary Feature: Rambo
Best Documentary Short Subject: The Making of Rambo
Best Live Action Short Film: The last 20 minutes of Rambo
Best Foreign Film: Rambo

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