Jan

30

Heath Ledger’s role in Parnassus to be filled by “CGI” stunt double, not ghost

By Brendon Lindsey

According to People, Terry Gilliam has denied the rumor that Johnny Depp will replace Heath Ledger in his upcoming film, The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus. Despite that, the bat-shit insane filmmaker won’t be likely to shelve the project due to the death of his star, and close friend.
Said actor Christopher Plummer,  Gilliam is “…trying to […]

Jan

30

Indiana Jones is senile, spawns tiny potato clones

By Brendon Lindsey

Empire has a new image of Indiana Jones 4 in their latest issue. In it, Indy is just chillin’…with a bazooka.
 

Now, I love the idea of Indy blowing shit up as much as the next guy, but am I the only one who thinks the actors next to Ford look a little too surprised? It’s […]

Jan

30

Academy to ONCE: “You know what, screw you after all.”

By Brendon Lindsey

According to the NYTimes, the Academy is “considering” removing ONCE’s song, “Falling Slowly,” from the best song category of the Oscars.
First off, screw the Oscars. I stand tall with my former writer brethren.
Secondly, what the hell, Academy? They claim it’s because the song isn’t “surely written” for Once since it appears on an album or […]