Feb

1

It’s only 2/1, and I’m convinced the world is ending due to what happened in January

By Brendon Lindsey

We’re one month into 2008. That’s 31 (or 32) days. Already, though, we’ve had so much stupidity and bad news around the movie industry that I would not be surprised if tomorrow, I walked outside and found the entire earth covered in flames, while demons drive by in giant, flaming cars shooting explosive fireballs at […]

Feb

1

Hannah Montana & Miley Cyrus concert above 80% on Rotten

By Brendon Lindsey

What the hell? Is this the apocalypse? Last weekend Meet the Spartans was the number one movie in America. Now, that damn Hannah Montana theater concert thing is sitting at 82% on Rotten Tomatoes.
If this somehow ends up being the number one movie in America (which would be astounding considered its limited release), I think […]

Jan

30

Joss Whedon doesn’t like movies that objectify women. Teapot, kettle, etc.

By Brendon Lindsey

Sometimes you just can’t make this shit up. Joss Whedon — who made a career off of casting shows and movies with hot women kicking ass — has come out against the cult classic Weird Science because he “finds it offensive” that it objectifies women that way. Teapot, kettle, etc.
On the last installment of the […]

Jan

30

Indiana Jones is senile, spawns tiny potato clones

By Brendon Lindsey

Empire has a new image of Indiana Jones 4 in their latest issue. In it, Indy is just chillin’…with a bazooka.
 

Now, I love the idea of Indy blowing shit up as much as the next guy, but am I the only one who thinks the actors next to Ford look a little too surprised? It’s […]